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My childhood was quite normal realy, spent summers in Progue taking water polo lessons where my horse would always drown. When they discovered that i was a window licker i was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with a rubber hose. At the age of 16 a Swedish whore named Chloe ritulistically shaved my testicals. At the age of 18 i discovered my love for cat nip, my childhood was typical of most albino children.