been there.....lol....got scolded for salt on the floorTry the "Bug Assalt" shotgun, she'll beg for the rubber band back.
I've almost given up. Does the rubber band thing work?....does anyone else's wife get really annoyed when you are trying to give her attention by shooting her in the butt with a rubber band??
Most woman are ungrateful for the attention we try to give them. I usually go to give mine a kiss and then try to shove my tongue in her mouth simultaneously. She really hates it.
I miss those days.....does anyone else's wife get really annoyed when you are trying to give her attention by shooting her in the butt with a rubber band??
Rubber bands are no longer allowed in the house. She purged them years ago. If she sees me with one, she gives me that evil stare. Some women have no sense of humor.....does anyone else's wife get really annoyed when you are trying to give her attention by shooting her in the butt with a rubber band??
I genuinely believe women don’t understand how men flirt. I nice rubber band shot is really like the first salvo in the mating ritual for most of us. Unfortunately, it is often received as a real declaration of a verbal war. I don’t feel that was the direction I had been communicating but alas, she is hell bent on arguing “why did you do that”?
It’s like they are from a different planet. Somebody should write a book!
Have you ever directly answered her question?I genuinely believe women don’t understand how men flirt. I nice rubber band shot is really like the first salvo in the mating ritual for most of us. Unfortunately, it is often received as a real declaration of a verbal war. I don’t feel that was the direction I had been communicating but alas, she is hell bent on arguing “why did you do that”?
It’s like they are from a different planet. Somebody should write a book!
uh....when was the last time you shot her with a rubber band??I am very fortunate… my wife loves me. I can’t even count the number of times she has had to put up with my crazy ideas and twisted sense of humor. That said, last election I didn’t really like either candidate, so I wrote her name in. She has definitely made my life better and is an awesome person.
Now if she reads over my shoulder she will tell me I am nuts but smile as she walks away.
any time I ask....someone she trusts told her it was good for her skin.....You think the rubber bands bad try asking her for a bj