16 year old needs help with hospital bills

30inchbuck · Feb 23, 2005

From newspaper.

Local 16 year old boy was flown to large hospital. He had 3rd degree burns on the palms of both his hands. This will cause years of rehabilitation. Skin graphs will have to be used to assist in the healing.

After carefull investigation it was determined that the 16 year had gotten into his dads Vigera.

D13er · Feb 23, 2005

what's vigera??

JB

dutch · Feb 24, 2005

LAST EDITED ON Feb-24-05 AT 09:54AM (MST)[p]I think he means, viagra.

which reminds me,
did you guys hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?...

D13er · Feb 24, 2005

LAST EDITED ON Feb-24-05 AT 07:39PM (MST)[p]you're kidding me

JB

dutch · Feb 25, 2005

Nope, I'm not, just like the other day I went into the store to buy some camoflauge pants, but I couldn't find any.

Muleyslyr · Mar 4, 2005

Did you hear about the peanut that walked into the bar....he was a-salted!

idhunters · Mar 7, 2005

My dad went to the doctor the other day and asked for some viagra. The doc gave him a full dose but dad only wanted a 1/2 dose. When the doc said a 1/2 dose wouldn't "get the job done", dad said "Doc, I don't need this to have sex, I just want to quit pissing on my boots".

dutch · Mar 11, 2005

LAST EDITED ON Mar-11-05 AT 01:14PM (MST)[p]You know what viagra and disneyworld have in common?

You wait 4 hours for a 5 minute ride.
badda boom!

Oh man, these jokes are for stiffs!