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I believe my 2023 moose hunt partner is likely not going to able to go so I’m entertaining taking someone to knock off their dream hunt. Here are the details:
Fly out drop hunt w/ super cubs in a very remote part of AK. We will not see other hunters. Hunt will be 10 days plus day travel on either end. Weather delays possible/likely. You will have to plan on being gone 15-20 days from your family and work. There is no option to come back early. It will take the whole time.
This is a spot I’ve never laid eyes on. But it’s been in the works for 8+ years. The timing is right. This isn’t a hunt where we are going to go shoot two legal bulls. We are hunting for big bulls. It is a logistical nightmare that I feel very comfortable with and I will handle getting gear, meat, racks to final destinations.
Cost: this hunt is going to cost you around 10-12k not including tags and flights to AK.
This is a DIY hunt. While I’m a licensed guide this a personal trip. I will not wipe your ass or wait around for you if you want to sleep in. I am there there kill big moose. I will hunt from before light to dark every day. Success on your end will be up to you. I guarantee nothing except that there are very big bull moose around.
My background: i live in alaska and like to verbally punch utards for fun. There’s 3 things I love in life. Making fun of utards, Taylor swift and chasing moose.
You: must be in decent physical shape. Honestly though mental fortitude is more priority. There will be some serious lows on a hunt like this. Positive vibes are very important when hunting big moose. I’ve limited 6 miles to how far we will pack a moose. You must be able to pack 50-60 lbs. also known as an Utah 100 lb pack. If you can haul 80 to 90 lbs even better. But it is not required.
Please do not apply if can answer yes to any of the following:
1) you’ve killed an AK moose
2) you’ve used the term “running” when talking about anything but running.
3) you wear flat brims
4) you live in couer d Alene idaho
5) you’ve ever called a buck or bull a “stud”
6) you are recently married or just got a new GF (there will be no distractions this hunt)
7) you like rokslide (this is not a hunt for p********)
8) if you’re scared of bears be honest with yourself and do not apply. We will see brown bears. And lots of them.
A few notes:
1) this hunt is not open to 3 people. Noise and scent control is very important
2) you will have first shot unless you suck at shooting or are a Gomer. I will not let the bull get away.
3) leave your new fancy gun at home. Bring something you’re comfortable shooting. No long range setups. We are hunting not playing call of duty.
4) there will be beer in camp. If you’re anti alcohol then please do not apply. And may god give you forgiveness.
5) if you want the cape you are packing that heavy son of the *****. I will not flesh it either
6) while there are caribou around we will not hunt them. This is a trip for moose and moose only. I’ll likely not even shoot the brown bear if he’s on top of you.
7) hunt days are aug 30 to sept 10ish.
8) your deposit to the air charter is due within two weeks of booking. It is not refundable. He is licensed, bonded and insured.
Send resume to the following email address:
[email protected]
Thank you.
*edit* I will not answer PM’s. Likely I’ve offended some Karen so my account may not work soon ?
Fly out drop hunt w/ super cubs in a very remote part of AK. We will not see other hunters. Hunt will be 10 days plus day travel on either end. Weather delays possible/likely. You will have to plan on being gone 15-20 days from your family and work. There is no option to come back early. It will take the whole time.
This is a spot I’ve never laid eyes on. But it’s been in the works for 8+ years. The timing is right. This isn’t a hunt where we are going to go shoot two legal bulls. We are hunting for big bulls. It is a logistical nightmare that I feel very comfortable with and I will handle getting gear, meat, racks to final destinations.
Cost: this hunt is going to cost you around 10-12k not including tags and flights to AK.
This is a DIY hunt. While I’m a licensed guide this a personal trip. I will not wipe your ass or wait around for you if you want to sleep in. I am there there kill big moose. I will hunt from before light to dark every day. Success on your end will be up to you. I guarantee nothing except that there are very big bull moose around.
My background: i live in alaska and like to verbally punch utards for fun. There’s 3 things I love in life. Making fun of utards, Taylor swift and chasing moose.
You: must be in decent physical shape. Honestly though mental fortitude is more priority. There will be some serious lows on a hunt like this. Positive vibes are very important when hunting big moose. I’ve limited 6 miles to how far we will pack a moose. You must be able to pack 50-60 lbs. also known as an Utah 100 lb pack. If you can haul 80 to 90 lbs even better. But it is not required.
Please do not apply if can answer yes to any of the following:
1) you’ve killed an AK moose
2) you’ve used the term “running” when talking about anything but running.
3) you wear flat brims
4) you live in couer d Alene idaho
5) you’ve ever called a buck or bull a “stud”
6) you are recently married or just got a new GF (there will be no distractions this hunt)
7) you like rokslide (this is not a hunt for p********)
8) if you’re scared of bears be honest with yourself and do not apply. We will see brown bears. And lots of them.
A few notes:
1) this hunt is not open to 3 people. Noise and scent control is very important
2) you will have first shot unless you suck at shooting or are a Gomer. I will not let the bull get away.
3) leave your new fancy gun at home. Bring something you’re comfortable shooting. No long range setups. We are hunting not playing call of duty.
4) there will be beer in camp. If you’re anti alcohol then please do not apply. And may god give you forgiveness.
5) if you want the cape you are packing that heavy son of the *****. I will not flesh it either
6) while there are caribou around we will not hunt them. This is a trip for moose and moose only. I’ll likely not even shoot the brown bear if he’s on top of you.
7) hunt days are aug 30 to sept 10ish.
8) your deposit to the air charter is due within two weeks of booking. It is not refundable. He is licensed, bonded and insured.
Send resume to the following email address:
[email protected]
Thank you.
*edit* I will not answer PM’s. Likely I’ve offended some Karen so my account may not work soon ?
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