joesikora
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Another little nugget from the “Life of Uncle Joe”
When I was a young lad say around 25 years of age
I walked into the Rumble Seat our local after work watering hole to see the older gals that are best buds since grade school who are now on a bowling league together showing the Boys their pictures from their recent trip to New Orleans for the
Mardi Gras Parade. So the boys said show Joey (me) your pics. Now all of these pictures are Beautiful Women as I’m looking at the pictures I am saying “Oh yes and oh yeah etc etc “I’d hit that” again and again! Now I see that all the boys are laughing their A$$es off! I was then told by the ladies that all these Women are MEN! Now as I said above I was just a young naive little Lad and this didn’t register to my little pea brain. I said “BS then how do they have boobs!? Well the ladies were kind enough to explained it to me in Laymen terms! I decided right then and there I never have NO BUSINESS GOING TO MARDI GRAS!
I could just imagine me having a few cocktails and have a beautiful woman taking a shine to me and wanting to do a little kissie huggie then having things progress then decide to get just a little privacy and go around to the side of a building for some more kissie huggie and then grab ahold of something that shouldn’t be there?! I guarantee I would run off screaming like Mrs Sikora after being surprised by a ?!
What say you?
When I was a young lad say around 25 years of age
I walked into the Rumble Seat our local after work watering hole to see the older gals that are best buds since grade school who are now on a bowling league together showing the Boys their pictures from their recent trip to New Orleans for the
Mardi Gras Parade. So the boys said show Joey (me) your pics. Now all of these pictures are Beautiful Women as I’m looking at the pictures I am saying “Oh yes and oh yeah etc etc “I’d hit that” again and again! Now I see that all the boys are laughing their A$$es off! I was then told by the ladies that all these Women are MEN! Now as I said above I was just a young naive little Lad and this didn’t register to my little pea brain. I said “BS then how do they have boobs!? Well the ladies were kind enough to explained it to me in Laymen terms! I decided right then and there I never have NO BUSINESS GOING TO MARDI GRAS!
I could just imagine me having a few cocktails and have a beautiful woman taking a shine to me and wanting to do a little kissie huggie then having things progress then decide to get just a little privacy and go around to the side of a building for some more kissie huggie and then grab ahold of something that shouldn’t be there?! I guarantee I would run off screaming like Mrs Sikora after being surprised by a ?!
What say you?
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