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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "I was on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll beat the heck out of all of you !
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "I was on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll beat the heck out of all of you !
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
