Coins. Yes I'm aware there's already a thread on this

SS!

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I don't want you old focks to stroke out so I won't bring up the old thread I found on coins. So save your comments like "that was 20 years ago" "good luck getting a reply that thread was generated the last time i had sex" "those guys don't post here anymore, because they are out enjoying life and not looking at monstermuleys" to yourself. I ain't replying to that thread.

For once in my life I need help from you boomers. Because if anyone knows anything about boring ass coins its you guys.

Heres the situation. I have a mixture of old coins from 1865 to 1970 in a box that I need to sell all to one person because I don't want to piece meal this chit out. I don't care about coins, they are not my coins, and the person who gets the money is someone I don't like. I don't even give a **** how much one of the two people in this transaction receives. I'll let you guess who.

Two things I will not do:

1) Take any picture of the coins, or even take them out of the box. Yep thats right I'm going to ship them to their next home in a the liquor box they are in now. Not cataloged. With no insurance. Ok that last one is a joke.
2) drive offroad.

So is there any place that I can send the coins, they price them and give me one check? I've figuring the place that would do this would have to be owned by a boomer (remember coins are boring as ****) so he probably doesn't have a website because "DAMN THAT TECHNOLOGY"

Last note, I'm in alaska so the old coin market doesn't exist because its alaska. We got **** to do, we don't stare at old coins. Coins are so boring that the one I looked at resembled a penny and theres a picture of wheat on the back. Seriously, wheat. Probably the most boring of all crops. Coins are b-o-r-i-n-g. Coins are boomers.

Much appreciated if anyone can help us out sooner than later. Because it is later since we've had 4 months (3.5 troll months) to get this done. I say "we" but I mean my wife in the off chance she's reading this.

Thanks. PM's are fine. But please, no dick pics.
 
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Not sure what all is going on here but your posts always make me laugh! I don’t want your boring old coins but I’m sure someone will. ??
 
Some of you can’t read. Stop sending pics of myself. I get the joke. Dick pics. Ha ha har har.

Also part of the agreement is the coins have to be sold to a business. Generous offer though!
 
I'm confused- what does this have to do with Griz bears? Wait- I got it:

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You guys in Alaska still ordering potatoes and eggs out of the Montgomery Ward catalog? I can see where coins have no value in Alaska unless you got the from Soapy Smith or Jack O'Conner. Good luck.
 
You guys in Alaska still ordering potatoes and eggs out of the Montgomery Ward catalog? I can see where coins have no value in Alaska unless you got the from Soapy Smith or Jack O'Conner. Good luck.
I think with all the praise and admiration SS has gotten here, he should throw us a bone.

All the old guys love yardsales, so he should do like they do those storage units and have a blind auction thingy.

I’m in for $10. I could go higher if I had a pitcher of the cigar box.:(
 
Some of these coins look like junk. There’s a new(er) coin that looks double struck. And a Buffalo with only 3 legs? Fricking reject coins.

Thanks for the PMs
 
Some of these coins look like junk. There’s a new(er) coin that looks double struck. And a Buffalo with only 3 legs? Fricking reject coins.

Thanks for the PMs
Old guys who collect coins don't fall for that statement you trying to rope someone in? LMAO
 
i'll take a chance on them . tell you what, ill give you 50 bucks and pay for your heel lift insole supply for the next two years. you just tell me when you start losing lift and need to get that 1/2" taller and ill amazon them right to your door!

Deal?
 
i'll take a chance on them . tell you what, ill give you 50 bucks and pay for your heel lift insole supply for the next two years. you just tell me when you start losing lift and need to get that 1/2" taller and ill amazon them right to your door!

Deal?
Thank you for the generous offer of your life savings but this has to go through a business. We’ve established in previous threads your reading comprehension is non existent. As for the sole lifts I suspect you only offer that so you receive free shipping on your order? Or is it buy one get one free?
 
i'm actually starting a non profit to help out those less vertically blessed then i am. i just feel so bad when i see you little guys.

so we can make this deal for the charity! you can be the poster child :ROFLMAO:
 
i'm actually starting a non profit to help out those less vertically blessed then i am. i just feel so bad when i see you little guys.

so we can make this deal for the charity! you can be the poster child :ROFLMAO:
Your life is a non profit. I bet you know all about charities!
 
SS! My business has a great stamp collection we’ll trade, if you can see your way clear to add some bitcoin to the deal. We’re trying to transition into air currency for the grandkids estate.

The glue’s on the stamps so you can lick it off before you transfer them to the new owner, but it’s up to you.

Your turn, son. I’ll be back with your lemons asap.
 
After an exhaustive google search, I found a way to help you SS. Apparently, much to your likely chagrin, there are 9 "old boomer coin shops" in your lovely state. Actually leads the country in coin shops per capita! Coincidentally, Alaska also leads the country in porn shops, taxidermists, urologists, and "drive thru lobotomy services"- but I digress. Anyway, I'm sure one of those shops would be interested in 3 legged buffalo.
 
I use to do a lot of coin roll hunting while I was there. Went through 16k in one month ordering half dollars from the bank kept the silver ones put the rest back in savings. Clad coins I think are worthless to keep around. The silver ones will always be worth money so worth hoarding.
 
Coin update: they are now in the possession of some crusty boomer somewhere who is trying to fill the emptiness in his heart with old used money.

Thanks all who PM’d. Much appreciated!
 

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