A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of
days
so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for
them
to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid
out on
the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are
you
doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? T ake this back and get
me
something else I can wear.
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a
replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and
there
laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor
wife,
"What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this
back
and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping.
When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed
are
three items one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick
white
belt, and the third item is a 2 x 4 The husband yells at the wife, What
the
hell are
these for?
The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three white
buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that
idea,
you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't likeTHAT
idea, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your a$$ and go as a fudgesicle!"
days
so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for
them
to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid
out on
the bed is a Superman costume. The husband yells at his wife, What are
you
doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? T ake this back and get
me
something else I can wear.
The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a
replacement. The husband comes home from work goes to the bedroom and
there
laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume. He again yells at his poor
wife,
"What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this
back
and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"
The next morning his irate wife goes shopping.
When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed
are
three items one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick
white
belt, and the third item is a 2 x 4 The husband yells at the wife, What
the
hell are
these for?
The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three white
buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that
idea,
you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't likeTHAT
idea, you can shove the 2 x 4 up your a$$ and go as a fudgesicle!"
