Deer Hunting with the Cleeti...

[HoundDawg]

The plural of fungus is fungi, so the plural of Cleetus must be Cleeti. Cleeti referring to CB (Cleetus Bodingus and his clan)

I just call them collectively "Cleeti"...

So I go deer hunting with CB, the Boy (10/12) and Ezra... These three are some serious deer hunters. I'm just there to watch and try to learn something.

So opening morning we are sitting on a ridge and across the canyon a damn nice buck steps out.

CB takes three shots, the Boy takes four quick shots and then 'ol Ezra reels off 3 careful calculated shots. So I took a page from their book and took two shots myself.

But by the time we'd all put the lids back on our whiskey bottles and reached for our rifles, the deer was gone.

Ya know, that deer hunting ain't all that different from hound dogging.

-Dawg

 

[cb]

Well, now that the story is out in the open I guess I'll have to explain. The Dawg has seen a few pictures of bucks that have come out of the Guilder and has been pestering us Cleeti unmercifully to take him deer hunting.

Well we aint got time to take his sorry ass when hunting season really starts so we invited him last week to go "deer huntin" with us. Hounddoggers dont know when the seasons start and end and what the word "limit" or "tag" means, so we knew he would probably really think he was deer huntin.

We put some orange on the Dawg,went up and sat on the ridge and drank ourselves silly. We did take a couple rifles along to make it look good. Every time we saw a deer we did just like the Dawg said.

When he got drunk enough he slurred, "Hell, this aint no differnt than bear huntin!"

We told him the season was only one day long so we didnt have to be around him long. He said he cant hardly wait fer next year.

 

[clauddallas]

Sounds like dumb and dumber to me, Hounddork and CuntBucket

 

[beardog]

hey claudia. can't you add something more entertaining than that to this thread???? are ya still mad that you didn't get breast fed off ma, just crotch fed off pa when you was a kid??? or are ya upset that they took your 10 strike rat poison from ya, and now you just can't kill nuthin without it??? try thinkin before typin next time.

 

[HoundDawg]

Ya gotta love 'ol dirt Clod.

Hounddork... man, that hurt. And to think I've actually had people with double digit IQ's try to insult me. How I long for the days of Russell Taylor, among others.

At least those guys could put up an intelligent and legible argument. And even if they did resort to name calling, at least 'ol Russ could come up with some good names. If you are trying to provoke us Clod, you'll have to do better. Kevin won't even respond until the name calling gets to at least a third grade level. My daughter is 6 and she can come up with better names than you did.

I'm just not sure how to respond to a guy that's never caught a fish without Clorox and is still trying to figure out how to poison trophy bucks since he's never killed one, unless you count the one he ran over one night coming home from the Sheepherders Ball in Wallsburg in his wife's VW bug.

Clod is just having a bad day, he's probably a nice fellar when he ain't mixed up with a bunch of hound guys. Still upset that he made the 7-11 run for his porn fix and the Feds nabbed him.

Those damn Feddorks!!

 

[crazyaboutcoues]

Hell what do expect from a Texen? Obviously he doesn't know how to get under Houndoggers skin. And then again maybe he does. (think about it)he he

Now everyone knows that to get in good with this mangy bunch is by telling them how good your black and tans catch bobcats consistantly. And how you killed a 10' lion last year. ahhh the good ol days.

 

[Mulehound]

Ya know I was just siitin here looking at another post from claud, clod, clud, claude etc and it struck me, I know where claod comes from. He was the kid who never got picked for a team as a boy, had to endure lunch money extortion, last guy in the showers after pt at school. didn't have a date for the prom, hung out by himself or with the little kids due to a lack of friends.

I say we ease up on him boys before he snaps and turns us in to the principle.

Mulehound.