>HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM...
>
>One hand on wheel,
>one hand on horn:
>CHICAGO.
>
>One hand on wheel,
>middle finger out window:
>NEW YORK.
>
>One hand on wheel,
>middle finger out window,
>cutting across all lanes of traffic:
>NEW JERSEY.
>
>One hand on wheel,
>one hand on newspaper,
>foot solidly on accelerator:
>BOSTON.
>
>One hand on wheel,
>one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
>cradling cell phone,
>brick on accelerator,
>gun in lap:
>LOS ANGELES.
>
>Both hands on wheel,
>eyes shut,
>both feet on brake,
>quivering in terror:
>From MONTANA, but driving in CALIFORNIA.
>
>One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
>one knee on wheel,
>cradling cell phone,
>foot on brake,
>mind on radio game,
>banging head on steering wheel while stuck in
>traffic:
>SEATTLE.
>
>One hand on wheel,
>one hand on hunting rifle,
>alternating between both feet being on the
>accelerator, and both feet on brake,
>throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
>TEXAS.
>
>Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
>shotgun mounted in rear window,
>beer cans on floor,
>Prairie Dog tails attached to antenna:
>WYOMING.
>
>Two hands gripping wheel,
>blue hair barely visible above windshield,
>driving 35 on the Interstate,
>in the left lane with the left blinker on:
>FLORIDA.
>
>One hand on the wheel,
>the other on his sister:
>ARKANSAS.
>
>No hands on the wheel,
>driving with the knees,
>applying makeup,
>talking on cell phone,
>writing in journal,
>reading scriptures,
>20 kids screaming in the back,
>'Families are Forever' bumper sticker,
>flipping off your neighbor,
>In your Mormon paddywagon...
>all in the fast lane
>while drinking your diet coke
>UTAH
>
>
>One hand on wheel,
>one hand on horn:
>CHICAGO.
>
>One hand on wheel,
>middle finger out window:
>NEW YORK.
>
>One hand on wheel,
>middle finger out window,
>cutting across all lanes of traffic:
>NEW JERSEY.
>
>One hand on wheel,
>one hand on newspaper,
>foot solidly on accelerator:
>BOSTON.
>
>One hand on wheel,
>one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
>cradling cell phone,
>brick on accelerator,
>gun in lap:
>LOS ANGELES.
>
>Both hands on wheel,
>eyes shut,
>both feet on brake,
>quivering in terror:
>From MONTANA, but driving in CALIFORNIA.
>
>One hand on 12oz. double shot latte,
>one knee on wheel,
>cradling cell phone,
>foot on brake,
>mind on radio game,
>banging head on steering wheel while stuck in
>traffic:
>SEATTLE.
>
>One hand on wheel,
>one hand on hunting rifle,
>alternating between both feet being on the
>accelerator, and both feet on brake,
>throwing McDonald's bag out the window:
>TEXAS.
>
>Four-wheel drive pick-up truck,
>shotgun mounted in rear window,
>beer cans on floor,
>Prairie Dog tails attached to antenna:
>WYOMING.
>
>Two hands gripping wheel,
>blue hair barely visible above windshield,
>driving 35 on the Interstate,
>in the left lane with the left blinker on:
>FLORIDA.
>
>One hand on the wheel,
>the other on his sister:
>ARKANSAS.
>
>No hands on the wheel,
>driving with the knees,
>applying makeup,
>talking on cell phone,
>writing in journal,
>reading scriptures,
>20 kids screaming in the back,
>'Families are Forever' bumper sticker,
>flipping off your neighbor,
>In your Mormon paddywagon...
>all in the fast lane
>while drinking your diet coke
>UTAH
>
