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> On the first day, God created the dog and said:
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> "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
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> anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
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> give you a life span of twenty years."
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> The dog said:
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> "That's a long time to be barking. How about only
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> ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
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> So God agreed.
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> On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
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> "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
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> For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
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> The monkey said:
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> "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
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> long time to perform. How about I give you back ten
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> like the Dog did?"
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> And God agreed.
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> On the third day, God created the cow and said:
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> "You must go into the field with the farmer all day
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> long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
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> milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will
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> give you a life span of sixty years."
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> The cow said:
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> "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
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> for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back
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> the other forty?"
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> And God agreed again.
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> On the fourth day, God created man and said:
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> "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For
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> this, I'll give you twenty years."
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> But man said:
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> "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
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> twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the
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> monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
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> makes eighty, okay?"
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> "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
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> So that is why the first twenty years we eat,
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> sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty
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> years we slave in the sun to support our family. For
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> the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain
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> the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit
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> on the front porch and bark at everyone.
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> Life has now been explained to you.
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Nate
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> "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at
>
> anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will
>
> give you a life span of twenty years."
>
> The dog said:
>
>
>
> "That's a long time to be barking. How about only
>
> ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
>
>
>
> So God agreed.
>__________________________________________________
>
>
>
> On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
>
>
>
> "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
>
> For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
>
>
>
> The monkey said:
>
>
>
> "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
>
> long time to perform. How about I give you back ten
>
> like the Dog did?"
>
>
>
> And God agreed.
>__________________________________________________
>
>
>
> On the third day, God created the cow and said:
>
>
>
> "You must go into the field with the farmer all day
>
> long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
>
> milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will
>
> give you a life span of sixty years."
>
>
>
> The cow said:
>
>
>
> "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live
>
> for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back
>
> the other forty?"
>
>
>
> And God agreed again.
>
> __________________________________________________
>
>
>
> On the fourth day, God created man and said:
>
>
>
> "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For
>
> this, I'll give you twenty years."
>
>
>
> But man said:
>
>
>
> "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
>
> twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the
>
> monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that
>
> makes eighty, okay?"
>
>
>
> "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
>
> __________________________________________________
>
>
>
> So that is why the first twenty years we eat,
>
> sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty
>
> years we slave in the sun to support our family. For
>
> the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain
>
> the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit
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> on the front porch and bark at everyone.
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>
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> Life has now been explained to you.
>
Nate
All this time I could never figure it out!
