First Lite Underwear

Wiszard · Jul 22, 2021

I must be getting old because I about shat myself when I just looked at an email I received from First Lite selling ultralight underwear for $50 a pair. What is our world coming to? Does BLM know about this???

roadrunner · Jul 22, 2021

That $50 is a drop in the bucket if you own several flat brim hats.

"Lids" I think they call them...

Wiszard · Jul 22, 2021

roadrunner said:
That $50 is a drop in the bucket if you own several flat brim hats.

"Lids" I think they call them...

They won't sell me flatbrim hats...I am 49 so I don't have a woke card.

JPickett · Jul 22, 2021

i dont have first lite but i do have several pairs of merino boxer briefs that i think paid at least 30 + for. after about a week in the wilderness you realize there some of the best money you can spend

Wiszard · Jul 22, 2021

I have never backpacked in for more than 3 days so no need for that type of underwear for me. Most of the time, I'll just free-ball it anyway. Kidding.

JPickett · Jul 22, 2021

i learned a long time ago that cotton is not your friend. a real bad chaff can ruin a hunt. everything i have is either merino or synthetic and if it can be merino it is

roadrunner · Jul 22, 2021

Wiszard said:
They won't sell me flatbrim hats...I am 49 so I don't have a woke card.

Me either.

Wiszard · Jul 22, 2021

My wife doesn't know the difference between flatbill and regular and half of the time when we're somewhere cool, she'll buy me a hat to remember the trip. 50% of the time she buys a flatbill. I haven't hurt her feelings by telling her the difference. I think maybe I should.

SS! · Jul 22, 2021

JPickett said:
i dont have first lite but i do have several pairs of merino boxer briefs that i think paid at least 30 + for. after about a week in the wilderness you realize there some of the best money you can spend

Driving around shooting at coyotes isn't in the wilderness snowflake

JPickett · Jul 22, 2021

SS! said:
Driving around shooting at coyotes isn't in the wilderness snowflake

Stay in your lane squirt. They don’t make these boxers in size toddler. Youve nothing to add to the topic

SS! · Jul 22, 2021

JPickett said:
Stay in your lane squirt. They don’t make these boxers in size toddler. Youve nothing to add to the topic

Let it out JP. Your therapy is coming along! Glad to hear your mommy doesn't pick out your underwear anymore.

As far as the woods...I don't wear underwear. Let the balls hang! When your balls drop @JPickett you'll understand....

Shadow · Jul 22, 2021

Wiszard said:
My wife doesn't know the difference between flatbill and regular and half of the time when we're somewhere cool, she'll buy me a hat to remember the trip. 50% of the time she buys a flatbill. I haven't hurt her feelings by telling her the difference. I think maybe I should.

So the question is, do you wear them or tell her you think they might become collector items one day and put them in safe keeping?

elkassassin · Jul 22, 2021

GOOD GAWD!

If They Offer Them in CAMO,Niller's probably got a Drawer Full!

And Don't Ever Mention Limiting/Banning CAMO Hunting Attire to Him!

elkassassin · Jul 22, 2021

Hey Wisz?

I Might Have To SPLAIN That To Her!

Wiszard said:
My wife doesn't know the difference between flatbill and regular and half of the time when we're somewhere cool, she'll buy me a hat to remember the trip. 50% of the time she buys a flatbill. I haven't hurt her feelings by telling her the difference. I think maybe I should.

JPickett · Jul 23, 2021

SS! said:
Let it out JP. Your therapy is coming along! Glad to hear your mommy doesn't pick out your underwear anymore.

As far as the woods...I don't wear underwear. Let the balls hang! When your balls drop @JPickett you'll understand....

every one be real careful open threads. im sure SS is going to post a "legit" ID confirming his balls have indeed dropped

is this little munchkin fun or what

roadrunner · Jul 23, 2021

JPickett said:
every one be real careful open threads. im sure SS is going to post a "legit" ID confirming his balls have indeed dropped

is this little munchkin fun or what

About as fun as the devil. Wait until he gets going. All he really does though is demonstrate his compulsive use of the HaHa emoji everytime you post something...

JPickett · Jul 23, 2021

roadrunner said:
About as fun as the devil. Wait until he gets going. All he really does though is demonstrate his compulsive use of the HaHa emoji everytime you post something...

him and cooper are my biggest fans

JPickett · Jul 23, 2021

SS and copper accidentally left there web cam on while waiting for me to pop up on line

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SS! · Jul 23, 2021

JPickett said:
SS and copper accidentally left there web cam on while waiting for me to pop up on line
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The shocking thing is you actually know how to post something like that. Who would of thought the cart pusher at wal mart could do such things!

JPickett · Jul 23, 2021

SS is the "tall one" in the middle

SS! · Jul 23, 2021

JPickett said:
him and cooper are my biggest fans

I like trolls (that’s not a your mom joke) but you’re just a guy crying for help. So I give you the courtesy likes and the attention you need. I’m a team player!

JPickett · Jul 23, 2021

yeah i worry about you too. im betting a fall from that booster seat you need to reach the key board could be real bad. make sure you always remember to buckle up that strap every time squirt

SS! · Jul 23, 2021

JPickett said:
yeah i worry about you too. im betting a fall from that booster seat you need to reach the key board could be real bad. make sure you always remember to buckle up that strap every time squirt

Thanks for taking the time to search the internet for those gif's. Looks like I live rent free in your head.

BTW I'm leaving to go dall sheep hunting August 6th so I'm going to reach out to a couple forum members so they keep the likes coming for you. Therapy takes no vacation!

BTW when's your yearly coyote hunt? Did you buy your box of bullets yet? I'm sure you're getting excited to kill the pups just kicked out from their mom....

JPickett · Jul 23, 2021

your going to kill an innocent little sheep!

man you got some problems

Wiszard · Jul 23, 2021

Shadow said:
So the question is, do you wear them or tell her you think they might become collector items one day and put them in safe keeping?

I try to bend the bill a bit to make them wearable but they are often way too big of hats to do that with so....they don't get worn.

DeerMadness · Jul 24, 2021

Wiszard said:
I must be getting old because I about shat myself when I just looked at an email I received from First Lite selling ultralight underwear for $50 a pair. What is our world coming to? Does BLM know about this???

Try buying some ExOfficio Boxer shorts. You can wear them for days on end without any odor and the sweat wicks away is why plus anti-microbial fiber. Over $30.00

Wiszard · Jul 24, 2021

DeerMadness said:
Try buying some ExOfficio Boxer shorts. You can wear them for days on end without any odor and the sweat wicks away is why plus anti-microbial fiber. Over $30.00

I am a bit confused on the whole odor issue. I have never smelled the sweat that my balls produce. I guess I'm weird in a sense that I don't smell my underwear??