desperatehills
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An old man was sitting on the bank one day fishing and a frog jumps next to him and says" kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful woman". The old man ignored the frog and continued to fish. "hey! didn't you here me? give me a kiss and I will become the most beautiful woman you have ever seen" The old man leans over and picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. "hey, what the hell are you doing, don't you understand what I'm telling you?" The old man replied "listen, I'm 80 years old, I would rather have a talking frog!"
