For the Tree Experts..............

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>> Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are
> growing in the woods. A small
>> tree begins to grow between them, and the
> beech says to the birch, "Is
>> that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>> The birch says he cannot tell.
>>
>> Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
>>
>> The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree
> expert. Can you tell
>>if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
>>
>> The woodpecker takes a taste of the small
> tree. He replies,
> "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.
> It is, however, the best
> piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
>
 
We don't have many of those trees in Kali. We do have plenty of Douglas Firbanks though.:)

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