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manny15
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Forest meets Saint Peter at the pearly gate?s, Peter says Forest you been good but not that good, but if you can answer three questions I'll let you in??..Forest agrees??..
(Q)Peter?s first question, what's the name of God..?.
(A)Forest: answers in his southern, yet slightly retarded acient ?Howard??
Peter says, Howard are you kidding me..?..
Forest: our father who art in heaven and ?Howard? be thy name..
Peter: O.K you were trying hard I'll give you credit for that but you gotta get the next two right or else...
(Q)Peter: Forest how many days in the week start with the letter ?T?.?.
(Q)Forest: ?2??. today and tomorrow?
Peter: Your not wrong but that's not what I meant?oh never mind I'll give you credit for that one also?.
Peter: last question you gotta get this one right?how many seconds are there in a year..?..
Forest thinks hard on this one he doesn't wanna be wrong?I got it he says ?12?..
Peter: How in heaven did you come up with that answer Forest,
Forest: Well January 2nd, February 2nd, one in every month of the year right..?..
(Q)Peter?s first question, what's the name of God..?.
(A)Forest: answers in his southern, yet slightly retarded acient ?Howard??
Peter says, Howard are you kidding me..?..
Forest: our father who art in heaven and ?Howard? be thy name..
Peter: O.K you were trying hard I'll give you credit for that but you gotta get the next two right or else...
(Q)Peter: Forest how many days in the week start with the letter ?T?.?.
(Q)Forest: ?2??. today and tomorrow?
Peter: Your not wrong but that's not what I meant?oh never mind I'll give you credit for that one also?.
Peter: last question you gotta get this one right?how many seconds are there in a year..?..
Forest thinks hard on this one he doesn't wanna be wrong?I got it he says ?12?..
Peter: How in heaven did you come up with that answer Forest,
Forest: Well January 2nd, February 2nd, one in every month of the year right..?..
