Fried Squirrel for Supper, eemmmm

[lve2143]

I had to move my sorry arse into town a year ago,
and though it nearly killed me, I learned to adapt.

Town squirrel hunting has helped. We have some really
nice Pecan tree's, but the little rodent's love to eat the
newly form'd Nut's which is pretty much, right now......

Me and the neighbor kid, we discovered us, CB short's, and
Looody....... the squirrel's plum hate them (and the people
around can't hear them.) A couple of .22 rifles with Peep
sights, IT'S ON.....

Me be lovin me some CB short's. I have Squirrel frying in
the cast iron as I type this. Wifeys at a graduation thingy,
so may make a little gravy......

This "city" life may work out afterall.....

What are you having for supper ?????

Your buddy,

Larry

 

[bobcatbess]

WELL Larry!!!

ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAD SQUIRRELL BUT I'VE DAMN SURE HAD IT!!!

I THOUGHT YOU'D BE TELLING US ABOUT AN EARLY THANKSGIVING DINNER???

THE ONLY bobcat!!!

 

[eelgrass]

Tonight I ate the last of the wild geese I shot in March. I'm thinking I would have traded for some southern fried squirrel. (with gravy)!

Eel

 

[Chef]

Sounds good. I've yet to have fried squirrel.
Or Goose (Steve...ahem*)

I simmered up some chicken in red chile and made some burritos for supper. I was actually thinking I would do that with quail come next season.

Chef
"I Love Animals...They're Delicious!"

 

[lve2143]

Mr. Bess,

I'd Love to tell you about the early
Thanksgiving Dinner. But some Bird's are
smarter than other's, if you know what I mean.

Loved messing with those smart bird's however.
Had a grand time. Got damned close to scoring,
but no cigar.

Weather ended up being an issue. But caught some trout,
and kept enough to make the grease stink.

Not a bad outing for a silly TX boy. Thanks for asking Sir.

Wouldn't take for it.

Wouldn't take for fine folks, such as yourself.

Larry

 

[lve2143]

Chef,

I miss your sorry Arse.

fyi
lrv

 

[Chef]

Still around Larry!
I didn't fare so well with the gobblers in AZ this year either. There is always next year I suppose. We always seem to make things into deer/elk scouting trips. Nice to get out though on what was probably one of the last nice weeks here in AZ.

Chef
"I Love Animals...They're Delicious!"

 

[ClorideRUS]

lve,
Kinda got me thinking here. How do you cook a squirrle? Do you shove a stick up it's arse and roast it like a hot dog & then dip it in the gravy?

Sorta reminds me of the 1st dove hunt I went on. We shot about 30 of the little buggers and then spent hours skinning the legs, wings, necks etc. and still went hungry.

Just curious!

RUS

 

[lve2143]

Rus,

I just skin'em like a coon, back when they used
to be worth skin'n, cut'em into four sections,
dip'em in a little egg and milk, roll'em in some
flour and Tony Sach's and drop'em into peanut oil.

After that, It pretty much takes care of itself.
The key from there is to let them rest for a while
on paper towel. And after 20 minutes, or so, start
working on it.

You may giggle at me about lettin it rest, but I bet
Chef can back me up on this one. It's mandatory.
Let it get to nearly room temp. Then it's time.

Just got finished.
I'm sorrier than I ususally am.
And that's saying something.

lrv

 

[ClorideRUS]

Damnit! Just blew half my beer out my nose! Did you really mean you had to quarter the squirrel!

I forgot them's Texas squirrel. No kidding, I'm going to bed smiling.

Thanks,
RUS

 

[D13er]

ain't never seen a Texan that hadn't drunk water from a hoof track......................or eaten roof rabbit.

JB

 

[lve2143]

I quarter'd mine Rus. No Shat.

JB, Your grandmother wears army boots.
You A.H.

 

[RELH]

Ive;

JB is only picking on you because he is jealous about you having some good old southern fried squirrel and he did not get any and will not get any because the smog where he lives killed off the squirrels years ago.
Hell!!! I am jealous, I have not had fried squirrel for several years, will have to hunt them this season. I do not have any smog where I live.

RELH

 

[rutnbuck]

This post gets a 8. Payback time for the squirrel. They get in your mouth. I remember when one tried to eat me. I still have a scar. . Rutnbuck

 

[lve2143]

I'm with you boy's
I say shoot squirrel's or D13'r,

Whichever come first. They're both bothersome,
Bark'alot, flick they're damned tail at you, and
eat nuts.

Both piss me off sometimes. I've had a front site
bead on each one, though each didn't know it.

I have a feeling, one is as tough and Gamey as the next.

Hell, It's six in one, a a half dozen in the other.........

Live and learn.
fyi
lrv

 

[bobcatbess]

HEY Larry!!!

WHAT DOES THE fyi IN YOUR SIGN OFF STAND FOR???

I KEEP THINKING:FOR YOUR INFO???

THE ONLY bobcat!!!

 

[lve2143]

That's what it is Mr. Bess.

If it Hack's you off for some reason, I might
change it. Then again, I might not.

It's an old habit from work.

And your problem with it Is ?????????

Let me know.

 

[bobcatbess]

NOT A PROBLEM Larry!!!

I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT MEAN SOMETHING MORE DIFFERENT BUT WASN'T SURE!!!

NOTHING BOTHERS ME!!!

WELL MAYBE I BOTHER A FEW OF THE MM ANGELS!!!

AND YOU AIN'T ONE OF THEM!!!

THE ONLY bobcat!!!

 

[eelgrass]

Hey Chefer! Turkey season was a bust this year? I remember last years hunt was a total success! That "Wild Turkey" is hard to beat! LOL!

Eel

 

[Chef]

Man Steve!
I have to remember not to get you around my Ma...you remember EVERYTHING!!

Chef
"I Love Animals...They're Delicious!"

 

[lve2143]

Chef,

Reason number 451 as to why I've ALWAYS wanted
to party with your ass.

I always knew you were a monster.

fyi
lrv

 

[D13er]

Oh Larry, you've done it now................fill your hands you son-of-a-#####.................

JB

 

[lve2143]

They're filled right now JB.

I'm taking a leak.

 

[D13er]

lol, you must have little bitty hands.

JB

 

[ELKabong]

Ok ok...
This post finally got to me.
Now... out here in the middle of town, down "Crack Alley" where my shop is... there's a bunch of them "city squirrels"... at least I THINK that's what they is... gray, sneeky looking, long bald tail...
Any-who's... I started thumping these critters with a bent 4-iron I found in the dumpster, followed yer recipee as best I could with what I have down here- skin 'em(danged skinny little cusses...) dip 'em in a mixture of pidgeon eggs 'an that white stuff that comes outta the bottom of the air compressor tank...
didn't have flour so I use that white powder out of a fire extinguisher... didn't have any pee-nuts so I sqwoze up a bunch of chinese elm seeds fer the oil, then fried them puppies up.
I can't really see what you see in them, Larry!
Kinda greasy aftertast that won't go away, 'an every time I fart I blow out the pilot light on the stove...
I'm gonna keep try'en though...

Russ

 

[MortgageMan]

Elkabong-
You did it all wrong. Perhaps you need the dvd.

http://cgi.ebay.com/SQUIRREL-HUNT-V...ryZ52509QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Check out the other dvd's this guy has for sale. Ha ha

 

[groundhog]

Elkabong,
LOL,That is some good stuff! I love the word sqwoze . NOW THATS SOME FUNNY CHIT! I dont care who you are.

 

[RELH]

Ive2143;

I SWEAR To YOU, Elkabong used to be normal. There was a time he would not confuse SAGE RATS, AKA-ground squirrels for gray tree squirrels. He used to be as normal as you or I, but then came a time he spent a week at BESS"S place, and he has been different ever since.
You may need to travel to UTARD land and teach those boys how to really cook gray squirrels. While you are at it, take a side trip to Kern County in central CA. and teach D13 how to quarter those squirrels. P.S. You will have to take your own squirrels to Kern Co. the smog there killed all the squirrels years ago.
RELH

Now I go to find my hidely hole so I will not have to duck some 50 cal. rounds.
Elkabong, I am still laughing after reading your post, thank you!!!

 

[lve2143]

Mr. Hatfield,

You crack me up. You're a funny, funny man.
I understand about Elkabong. He's got some issues
that neither you nor I could begin to address.

As if I'd want to.

Elkabong, I damned sure resent the way you took my good,
factual, classy, aboveboard, and informative post, and
highjacked it the way you did.

It really took away from it's class, and overall quality.
You'll be hearing from my attorneys.

Mr. Hatfield, I can't really help you with the rodents in
CA. Not even JB, though I've tried.

Thanks Robert,
I appreciate the hell out of you.

Larry

 

[kilowatt]

Larry,

Gee now you are going to have to learn to Fry those Squirrels with Elk liver and see how it turns out. LOL

Have fun my friend.

Brian

 

[ELKabong]

MMMmmmMmmmm.... fresh-kilt elk liver... dipped in gall-juice...
Thattle put hair on yer man-sack!!

Yes... RELH... I hafta admit... I spent a week shuffling back 'an forth betwixed Altamont 'an LaPoint one day... it put a major twist in my psyche...

An speak'n of The Basin... that's where my lawyer's from, Larry... so's yer man won't stand a chance, he don't fight fair!

Moneyman... I'm wondering how that guy uses an axe to hunt squirrels/frogs/etc?

 

[rutnbuck]

Don't eat it Bongers. It is a Sewer Rat.

Rutnbuck

 

[ELKabong]

Rats?!?!?
Butt...butt...butt...


Show us yer scar!!

 

[rutnbuck]

It was like this I was sitting under a pine tree with my bow. A little buck was feeding my way. Well two of them little pesky vermin that had been dropping pine cones on my head, decided to climber on down the tree and take up residence on my lap. One of the great pine rats took a nibble out of my ear and the other my finger. But when they started to crawl up my pant leg and one said to the other you take this nut and I will take the other. I think they heard the noise in NYC. Ya still want to see?



Rutnbuck