caelkhnter
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Subject: Daddy Longlegs
>
> A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled
> as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
> Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders
of
> nature through such innocent eyes.
> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
> her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed
she
> was looking at two spiders mating.
> "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> "They're mating,"
> her
> father replied.
> "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
> "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
> "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
> he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
> The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment then
> took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having
> any of that BrokebackMountain crap in our garden."
>
> A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled
> as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
> Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders
of
> nature through such innocent eyes.
> Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
> her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed
she
> was looking at two spiders mating.
> "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
> "They're mating,"
> her
> father replied.
> "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
> "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
> "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
> As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question
> he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
> The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment then
> took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having
> any of that BrokebackMountain crap in our garden."
