I heard two guys met at a bar in Laughlin, NV. during the last big biker bash. Well they got talking and both of them had lost their wives during that nights festivities. They decided to work as a team to help find their wives. One guy asked the other what his wife looked like. He replied, nice looking blonde,tan, about 5'9'' long legs wearing a black mini skirt and has a large bust line, what's your wife look like? He replied, to hell with my wife lets find yours.
