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Government Work
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and
blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you coming
in for that.
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment" and then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?
The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar round exploded near me and
blew my testicles off."
The interviewer tells the guy, "O.K. I can hire you right now. The
hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10:00A.M."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M. then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?"
"This is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you coming
in for that.
CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you.
