DeerHunter53
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So two ladies are in the waiting room at the vets office and there is one with a Great Dane that says to the one with the poodle what are you here for.
Well the lady with the poodle says oh it's embarrassing, the other lady says it's alright it's just the two of us here.
So she says it's embarrassing he humps everyone, if my friend comes over he humps her if my daughter's friend comes over he humps her. So the Great Dane lady says what are you going to do. The poodle lady says I am going to get him neutered.
So now the poodle lady says to the Great Dane lady what are you here for.
The Great Dane lady says the same thing, if I bend over to get something out of the cabinet he humps me, if I bend over to tie my shoes he humps me.
So the Poodle lady says so you are here to get him neutered as well?
She says Oh heavens no I am here to get his nails clipped.
Well the lady with the poodle says oh it's embarrassing, the other lady says it's alright it's just the two of us here.
So she says it's embarrassing he humps everyone, if my friend comes over he humps her if my daughter's friend comes over he humps her. So the Great Dane lady says what are you going to do. The poodle lady says I am going to get him neutered.
So now the poodle lady says to the Great Dane lady what are you here for.
The Great Dane lady says the same thing, if I bend over to get something out of the cabinet he humps me, if I bend over to tie my shoes he humps me.
So the Poodle lady says so you are here to get him neutered as well?
She says Oh heavens no I am here to get his nails clipped.
