Great excuse!

[Roy]

This has got to be one of the most creative excuses I have ever heard. One of my students actually sent me this e-mail today. Classic!

"Garrett
My dog attacked my left over easter candy yesterday morning and ate a rather
large frog figurine of chocolate. I got out of the shower to wrappers all over
my room and almost had a heart attack. I rushed her to a vet and in turn missed
the composition. Is there any way I could make it up after class tomorrow?"


UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[D13er]

was this your response?? "NO".

JB

 

[Roy]

No, I guess I am a softie - but I am going to make her produce a note from the Vet!

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[moneyman]

I would make her produce a note and a stool sample.

 

[D13er]

...and a nude photo without the dog.

JB

 

[moneyman]

You sicko, SHE's 13!

 

[buttshot]

Dammmn D13ER, thats gotta hurt write where it should

 

[D13er]

I sure hope roy's teaching college girls.

JB

 

[TripleK]

>I sure hope roy's teaching college
>girls.
>
>JB


ROTFLOL! Don't worry, JB...he is. lol You crack me up.