Guts & Balls

nochawk

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Guts & Balls
We've all heard about people having guts & balls. But do
you really know the difference between them? In an effort
to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below:..

GUTS: is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having
the GUTS to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?"

BALLS: is coming home late after a night with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,
slapping your wife on the ass and having the BALLS
to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject.
HAVE A NICE DAY!
 
Good One! Although I think you may be cunfusing BALLS with INSANITY :)

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HA HA! Though if it were my wife that second old boy would only have guts left after that remark!

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)
 

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