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" Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs have come out. So much of her
>>> personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to
>>> sleep with an intern." - Craig Kilborn
>>>
>>> In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what
>>> it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him,
>>> getting married,
>>> and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on
>>> page two, the trouble starts." - Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she
>>> said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm
>>> sorry, that's
>>> what Monica said." - David Letterman
>>>
>>> "Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she
>>> has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the
>>> President of the
>>> United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly
>>> disappointed. He is
>>> crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family."
>>> - David Letterman
>>>
>>> "Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new
>>> home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used
>>> to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same."
>>> - Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his
>>> campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise
>>> made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush
>>> spend the night on the couch." - Craig Kilborn
>>>
>>> "CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America.
>>> Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her
>>> because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with It."
>>> - Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state
>>> of New York.
>>> When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. . .the one
>>> with only seven commandments." -David Letterman
>>> personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to
>>> sleep with an intern." - Craig Kilborn
>>>
>>> In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what
>>> it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him,
>>> getting married,
>>> and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on
>>> page two, the trouble starts." - Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she
>>> said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm
>>> sorry, that's
>>> what Monica said." - David Letterman
>>>
>>> "Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she
>>> has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the
>>> President of the
>>> United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly
>>> disappointed. He is
>>> crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family."
>>> - David Letterman
>>>
>>> "Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new
>>> home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used
>>> to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same."
>>> - Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his
>>> campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise
>>> made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush
>>> spend the night on the couch." - Craig Kilborn
>>>
>>> "CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America.
>>> Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her
>>> because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with It."
>>> - Jay Leno
>>>
>>> "Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state
>>> of New York.
>>> When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. . .the one
>>> with only seven commandments." -David Letterman
