How to eliminate splashing

[feddoc]

Im sure some of you have been waiting for info like this.

Poop Splash Elimination - Smarter Every Day 22 - YouTube

 

[Homer]

What were you searching for?

 

[dirtclod Az.]

Im sure some of you have been waiting for info like this.

Poop Splash Elimination - Smarter Every Day 22 - YouTube

Pure genius!
Thanks for "passing "it along.
You are one fart smeller, I mean smart feller'! ?

 

[DW]

Anyone who frequents the Mexican space shuttle on a regular basis, learns early on, the importance of constructing the splash down pad. That importance being more imperative the nearer one enters to the most recent cleaning of said shuttle. Construction industry 101 stuff.

 

[Shadow]

Anyone who frequents the Mexican space shuttle on a regular basis, learns early on, the importance of constructing the splash down pad. That importance being more imperative the nearer one enters to the most recent cleaning of said shuttle. Construction industry 101 stuff.

Ever drop a rock down the vent pipe when someone is having their sit down? Rotten but funny as hell.

 

[Tristate]

That won't save you from the bullet turd.

 

[feddoc]

What were you searching for?

It was on a medical forum.

 

[YBO]

I watched some colored folk jumping off the high dive many years ago. Fortunately when they started splashing and screaming "Help" i went into action as a life guard. Who in the heck would jump off a 10 meter platform and not know how to swim?

 

[link]

I thought everyone knew about the landing pad. I usually do two layers.

 

[PullMyFinger]

After further education and knowledge I am ready to enter a public loo with grit and confidence ! If you are accustomed to footlongs this is not useful though.
Most of us who have ever used a portable have learned the hard way that splashes are the bane of what happens liberating German Browns.

 

[tailchasers]

Velocity, sectional density, ballistic coefficient.

 

[dirtclod Az.]

I think that eating a whole lot of
corn you get the "shotgun effect".
Nothing can stop that kickback! ?

 

[DW]

I watched some colored folk jumping off the high dive many years ago. Fortunately when they started splashing and screaming "Help" i went into action as a life guard. Who in the heck would jump off a 10 meter platform and not know how to swim?

I watched a group march to the pool every Sunday afternoon for 10 weeks to do that very thing.

 

[eelgrass]

There's a frickin Pandemic going on. Don't be wasting TP making a stupid landing pad.

 

[DW]

I'll live thru the rona, there's no tellin what kid of flesh eating bacteria blue piss water contains!