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elkassassin
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I'll get it started!
1-Your Longest Range Rifle capable of 2,000 yard shots if it's a Rifle Hunt!
2-Your Longest Range Bow capable of 150 Yard Shots if it's an Archery Hunt!
3-Your Longest Range SmokePole capable of 300-500 Yard shots if it's a Muzz Hunt!
4-Your 4,000 Yard Rangefinding Bino's with Built in Elevation & Angle Compensation!
5-Your 35,000.00 Side X Side with all capable Accessories!
6-Your 70,000.00-80,000.00 Toy Hauler so You can Haul your Side X Side!
7-Your 80,000.00 DENALI Dura-Max to Pull You Load of Gadgetry!
8-Your 80,000.00 KING RANCH STROKER to Pull Your Gadgetry!
9-Your 80,000.00 LONGHORN RAM CUMMINS to Pull Your Gadgetry!
10-The List is Big & Endless!
But the Modern Day Attitude is This:
BY GAWD I'm not Scratching My 80K Truck up,that's Why I bought this 35K Side X Side in Hopes of Getting a TARDville PISSCUTTER!
And Yes I Do need the Meat,it's My Livelihood!
If I don't get that PISSCUTTER Buck My Family won't have any Table Meat for the Winter!
I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces
It Ain't Easy being Me!
1-Your Longest Range Rifle capable of 2,000 yard shots if it's a Rifle Hunt!
2-Your Longest Range Bow capable of 150 Yard Shots if it's an Archery Hunt!
3-Your Longest Range SmokePole capable of 300-500 Yard shots if it's a Muzz Hunt!
4-Your 4,000 Yard Rangefinding Bino's with Built in Elevation & Angle Compensation!
5-Your 35,000.00 Side X Side with all capable Accessories!
6-Your 70,000.00-80,000.00 Toy Hauler so You can Haul your Side X Side!
7-Your 80,000.00 DENALI Dura-Max to Pull You Load of Gadgetry!
8-Your 80,000.00 KING RANCH STROKER to Pull Your Gadgetry!
9-Your 80,000.00 LONGHORN RAM CUMMINS to Pull Your Gadgetry!
10-The List is Big & Endless!
But the Modern Day Attitude is This:
BY GAWD I'm not Scratching My 80K Truck up,that's Why I bought this 35K Side X Side in Hopes of Getting a TARDville PISSCUTTER!
And Yes I Do need the Meat,it's My Livelihood!
If I don't get that PISSCUTTER Buck My Family won't have any Table Meat for the Winter!
I know so many people in so many places
They make allot of money but they got sad faces
It Ain't Easy being Me!
GunSlinger
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Good #####!!!
>BY GAWD I'm not Scratching My
>80K Truck up,that's Why I
>bought this 35K Side X
>Side in Hopes of Getting
>a TARDville PISSCUTTER!
>
>And Yes I Do need the
>Meat,it's My Livelihood!
>
>If I don't get that PISSCUTTER
>Buck My Family won't have
>any Table Meat for the
>Winter!
I laughed at your list only because it's true. I was out scouting last weekend and I honestly felt like I was the only one without a toy hauler and side by side.
>80K Truck up,that's Why I
>bought this 35K Side X
>Side in Hopes of Getting
>a TARDville PISSCUTTER!
>
>And Yes I Do need the
>Meat,it's My Livelihood!
>
>If I don't get that PISSCUTTER
>Buck My Family won't have
>any Table Meat for the
>Winter!
I laughed at your list only because it's true. I was out scouting last weekend and I honestly felt like I was the only one without a toy hauler and side by side.
