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Irish Alzheimer's
Steve showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Steve had never been seen in church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with Steve and said, "Steve, I
am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"
Steve said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I
misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that
McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday.
I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his
hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church.
So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Steve, I notice that you didn't steal
McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"
Steve said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10
Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest gave Steve a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than Burn in Hell, right?"
Steve shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."
Steve showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Steve had never been seen in church in his life.
After Mass, the priest caught up with Steve and said, "Steve, I
am so glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you come?"
Steve said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I
misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that
McGlynn had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every Sunday.
I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his
hat during Mass and figured he would leave it in the back of church.
So, I was going to leave after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest said, "Well, Steve, I notice that you didn't steal
McGlynn's hat. What changed your mind?"
Steve said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10
Commandments, I decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."
The priest gave Steve a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do without your hat than Burn in Hell, right?"
Steve shook his head and said, "No, Father, after you talked about 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat."
