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Jan 6 eve and all thru the house.
The swamp creatures were stirring even Maxine the louse.
The RHINO hopes for a new GOP speaker were there
But the MAGA Republicans just couldn't care.
The congressmen and women! were all smug with their head,
At the same time fuming over the disturbance of the norm from MAGA red;
And Pelosi being fired, in her 'kerchief" mask, and cap,
Had just settled down for more of Brandon's crap,
When out in the rose garden there arose such a clatter,
Dr. Jill sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the bathroom she ran like a flash,
Tore open the bag and got into Hunter's sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a jet plane on it's way to Martha's Vineyard, and eighty illegals,
With a little old driver, that looked like a fossil,
I knew in a moment it must be McConnell.
More corrupt ang greedy the swamp has become.
And he weaseled and conspired, and called them by name;
"Now, Cheny! now, Kinzinger! now, Romney and Ryan!
On, Kasich! on Graram! on, Schwarzenegger and both of the Bushes!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
Before the wild hurricane fly, made it all seem like a hassle,
When they meet with an obstacle, fighting for who controls the gavel,
So up to the house lectern is were one from the GOP should be
Would it be with a sleigh full of pork, and and overspending too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on Fox news tonight.
The prancing and pawing of each little fight,
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
The nomination of Donald Trump came with a bound.
Melania was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,
And her clothes were all tarnished from the FBI's Mar Lago raid;
A bundle of red MAGA hats she said #45 would be back,
And she looked like a belle just passing out hats;
Telling us Nasty Nancy had been fired made us all so merry!
The new GOP speaker he would be no cherry,
His big giant mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And hair on his haid was the color of glow;
The entrance of Nadler fresh from the J6 investigation so rank with grief,
And the stench of groin sweat encircled his droopy pants like a wreath;
He had a broad face, black glasses and a little round belly,
When he said ANTIFA was a myth, it shook like a bowlful of jelly.
Nadler was chubby and plump, a right jolly old creature,
And I laughed when I saw Nadler, Knowing he would never be speaker;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
Kinzinger had given his word, but no longer goes to work,
All filled with despair working for CNN is a complete jerk,
And with Cheny laying her finger aside of her nose,
Montana told Liz what could go, up her chimney rose;
Gaetz sprang from his chair, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew McCarthy the bird in a thistle.
But I heard Gaetz exclaim, as he walked out of sight,
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL, And to Make America Great Again we are here to FIGHT!
The swamp creatures were stirring even Maxine the louse.
The RHINO hopes for a new GOP speaker were there
But the MAGA Republicans just couldn't care.
The congressmen and women! were all smug with their head,
At the same time fuming over the disturbance of the norm from MAGA red;
And Pelosi being fired, in her 'kerchief" mask, and cap,
Had just settled down for more of Brandon's crap,
When out in the rose garden there arose such a clatter,
Dr. Jill sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the bathroom she ran like a flash,
Tore open the bag and got into Hunter's sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a jet plane on it's way to Martha's Vineyard, and eighty illegals,
With a little old driver, that looked like a fossil,
I knew in a moment it must be McConnell.
More corrupt ang greedy the swamp has become.
And he weaseled and conspired, and called them by name;
"Now, Cheny! now, Kinzinger! now, Romney and Ryan!
On, Kasich! on Graram! on, Schwarzenegger and both of the Bushes!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
Before the wild hurricane fly, made it all seem like a hassle,
When they meet with an obstacle, fighting for who controls the gavel,
So up to the house lectern is were one from the GOP should be
Would it be with a sleigh full of pork, and and overspending too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on Fox news tonight.
The prancing and pawing of each little fight,
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
The nomination of Donald Trump came with a bound.
Melania was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,
And her clothes were all tarnished from the FBI's Mar Lago raid;
A bundle of red MAGA hats she said #45 would be back,
And she looked like a belle just passing out hats;
Telling us Nasty Nancy had been fired made us all so merry!
The new GOP speaker he would be no cherry,
His big giant mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And hair on his haid was the color of glow;
The entrance of Nadler fresh from the J6 investigation so rank with grief,
And the stench of groin sweat encircled his droopy pants like a wreath;
He had a broad face, black glasses and a little round belly,
When he said ANTIFA was a myth, it shook like a bowlful of jelly.
Nadler was chubby and plump, a right jolly old creature,
And I laughed when I saw Nadler, Knowing he would never be speaker;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
Kinzinger had given his word, but no longer goes to work,
All filled with despair working for CNN is a complete jerk,
And with Cheny laying her finger aside of her nose,
Montana told Liz what could go, up her chimney rose;
Gaetz sprang from his chair, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew McCarthy the bird in a thistle.
But I heard Gaetz exclaim, as he walked out of sight,
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL, And to Make America Great Again we are here to FIGHT!
