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hunterman67
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LOVE MY JOB . . .
>
> If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
This
> is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad
> day at work think of this guy.
>
> Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.
> He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
>
> Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
> station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a
> worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
>
> Hi Sue,
>
> Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
>
> Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
> down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to
> make you realize it's not so bad after all.
>
> Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you
> with a few technicalities of my job.
>
> As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit
> to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite
> cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
> industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the
> water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then
> pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to
the
> air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it
> several times with no complaints.
>
> What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the
> hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole
> suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
>
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
> itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
> Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out
> from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
> happened.
>
> The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into
> my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
> couldn't stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as
> fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually
> grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
>
> I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
> His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five
> other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
>
> Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
> agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
> before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry
decompression.
> When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass
helmet.
>
> As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
> running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it
> on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
>
> The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because
> my butt was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at
> work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish
> shoved up your butt.
>
> Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."
>
> Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish
> bad day?
>
> May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!
thought you all might need a laugh !!!!!
M WAITE, AZ.
>
> If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma!
This
> is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad
> day at work think of this guy.
>
> Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana.
> He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
>
> Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio
> station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a
> worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.
>
> Hi Sue,
>
> Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.
>
> Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling
> down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to
> make you realize it's not so bad after all.
>
> Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you
> with a few technicalities of my job.
>
> As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit
> to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite
> cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
> industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the
> water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then
> pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to
the
> air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it
> several times with no complaints.
>
> What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the
> hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole
> suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
>
> Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to
> itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
> Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out
> from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had
> happened.
>
> The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into
> my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish
> couldn't stick to it However, the crack of my butt was not as
> fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually
> grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.
>
> I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
> His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five
> other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
>
> Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
> agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes
> before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry
decompression.
> When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass
helmet.
>
> As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter
> running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it
> on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
>
> The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because
> my butt was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at
> work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish
> shoved up your butt.
>
> Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."
>
> Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish
> bad day?
>
> May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!
thought you all might need a laugh !!!!!
M WAITE, AZ.
