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HoundDawg
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Did any of you lowlife toothless inbreds catch the show last night on TV about mountain lions?? It was sure entertaining.
Showed some idiot photographer that just roams the hills hoping to get a glimpse of a lion and film it. No tracking collars, dogs, nothing... He said he often goes "weeks and weeks and hundreds of hours between sightings"...
And they think hound guys are stupid?
The other part I loved was showing a lion that had come down and roamed around a town one morning. Some dude called the police and told them a lion just walked through his yard. It showed the Gov. trapper showing up with some walkers. They ran around in circles for awhile and then the narrator said, "Apparently the exhaust fumes from cars had wiped out the scent so the dogs couldn't smell it."
Well, if his walker dogs were anywhere closely related with my walker, they wouldn't have smelled that lion unless it had just crossed that yard 100 yards in front of them!!
Then they showed some tree hugger lady studying lions in Yellowstone. These idiots up there track with collars and go in when they have kittens and give them shots, worming, etc... Nature has taken care of this by itself for 100's of years but now we have some people that feel like we need to give vaccinations, worming medicine, etc... so the kitties can survive. I was shaking my head in amazement.
Apparently, they never read Harley Shaw when he found and handled the kittens and the mother abandoned them and left them to die. Again, and they think hound guys are the stupid ones!!
Then it showed this lady and her crew tracking a lion to collar it. They hiked around on snowshoes, found a track in the snow and then walked it out until they closed in on the lion and it ran down the hill in front of them.
Then they turned loose this big black and tan dog and it ran around in circles barking, then finally lined out and ran down the hill 200 yards and treed. When that dog was running around in circles barking, I was cursing myself for not having a video tape in and taping!!!
But the best part is the other dog they had was a bluetick. That was the one they didn't turn loose first. So I'm thinking, "If that black and tan I saw was the best dog they had, HOW STUPID IS THAT BLUETICK???!!!!"
The bluetick got very little TV time, just a little barking at the tree. So I'm thinking that it was so dumb and incompetent that even the tree huggers were embarrassed to have anyone see it in action. (Probably the father of my dogs! Damn.)
Then the part I loved most... they tranquilized the lion and were putting a collar on it, and they are all whispering to each other. I guess not to wake the sleeping kitty is all I can figure. A knocked out lion in the middle of Yellowstone with a dart in it's ass, and 3 tree huggers in their park costumes sitting around the cat whispering to each other, "It's a juvenile tom in good health." It was precious.
I finally had to switch back to the game when the lion got up and wandered off. The lady whispers to the camera, "The drug has worn off and the cat is leaving. He looks good and is walking fine."
They show the lion staggering off and it can't even stand up. It's walking about like Kevin leaving Hawn's at 2:30am headed for his '73 Ford Courier. It can hardly stand and walk. Which by then I was laughing so hard, I couldn't either.
Glad someone out there is informing the world about lions. I was gonna call that outfitter in Birdseye so he could go start the track where they left it or let his doctor client shoot it as it staggered off down the hill. ;-)
-Dawg
Showed some idiot photographer that just roams the hills hoping to get a glimpse of a lion and film it. No tracking collars, dogs, nothing... He said he often goes "weeks and weeks and hundreds of hours between sightings"...
And they think hound guys are stupid?
The other part I loved was showing a lion that had come down and roamed around a town one morning. Some dude called the police and told them a lion just walked through his yard. It showed the Gov. trapper showing up with some walkers. They ran around in circles for awhile and then the narrator said, "Apparently the exhaust fumes from cars had wiped out the scent so the dogs couldn't smell it."
Well, if his walker dogs were anywhere closely related with my walker, they wouldn't have smelled that lion unless it had just crossed that yard 100 yards in front of them!!
Then they showed some tree hugger lady studying lions in Yellowstone. These idiots up there track with collars and go in when they have kittens and give them shots, worming, etc... Nature has taken care of this by itself for 100's of years but now we have some people that feel like we need to give vaccinations, worming medicine, etc... so the kitties can survive. I was shaking my head in amazement.
Apparently, they never read Harley Shaw when he found and handled the kittens and the mother abandoned them and left them to die. Again, and they think hound guys are the stupid ones!!
Then it showed this lady and her crew tracking a lion to collar it. They hiked around on snowshoes, found a track in the snow and then walked it out until they closed in on the lion and it ran down the hill in front of them.
Then they turned loose this big black and tan dog and it ran around in circles barking, then finally lined out and ran down the hill 200 yards and treed. When that dog was running around in circles barking, I was cursing myself for not having a video tape in and taping!!!
But the best part is the other dog they had was a bluetick. That was the one they didn't turn loose first. So I'm thinking, "If that black and tan I saw was the best dog they had, HOW STUPID IS THAT BLUETICK???!!!!"
The bluetick got very little TV time, just a little barking at the tree. So I'm thinking that it was so dumb and incompetent that even the tree huggers were embarrassed to have anyone see it in action. (Probably the father of my dogs! Damn.)
Then the part I loved most... they tranquilized the lion and were putting a collar on it, and they are all whispering to each other. I guess not to wake the sleeping kitty is all I can figure. A knocked out lion in the middle of Yellowstone with a dart in it's ass, and 3 tree huggers in their park costumes sitting around the cat whispering to each other, "It's a juvenile tom in good health." It was precious.
I finally had to switch back to the game when the lion got up and wandered off. The lady whispers to the camera, "The drug has worn off and the cat is leaving. He looks good and is walking fine."
They show the lion staggering off and it can't even stand up. It's walking about like Kevin leaving Hawn's at 2:30am headed for his '73 Ford Courier. It can hardly stand and walk. Which by then I was laughing so hard, I couldn't either.
Glad someone out there is informing the world about lions. I was gonna call that outfitter in Birdseye so he could go start the track where they left it or let his doctor client shoot it as it staggered off down the hill. ;-)
-Dawg