Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as
> his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
> horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
> "Dad, why are you doing that? His father replied, "Because when I'm
> buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy.
> Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom."
> his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
> horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked,
> "Dad, why are you doing that? His father replied, "Because when I'm
> buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy.
> Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy
Mom."
