caelkhnter
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A man had 50-yard-line tickets for the Super Bowl.
>As he sat down, a man came down and asked the man
>if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him.
>
> "No," he said, "the seat is empty."
>
> "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their
> right mind would have a seat like this for the Super
> Bowl, the biggest sport event in the world, and not
> use it ?"
>
> Somberly, the man said, "Well... the seat actually
> belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my
> wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super
> Bowl we have not been together since we got married
> in 1967."
>
> "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
> couldn't you find someone else - a friend or
> relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
>
> The man shook his head. "No. They're all at her
> funeral."
>As he sat down, a man came down and asked the man
>if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him.
>
> "No," he said, "the seat is empty."
>
> "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their
> right mind would have a seat like this for the Super
> Bowl, the biggest sport event in the world, and not
> use it ?"
>
> Somberly, the man said, "Well... the seat actually
> belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my
> wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super
> Bowl we have not been together since we got married
> in 1967."
>
> "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
> couldn't you find someone else - a friend or
> relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
>
> The man shook his head. "No. They're all at her
> funeral."
