must be a buck hunter if?

[jvgunner]

1 you spent your rent or mortagage money on deer tags.
2.quit your job because your boss told you NO TIME OFF!!
3.explain your hunting addiction to your fiance before you got
married, and boldfully said 'dont try to change me'.
4.sold your house in the city so you could buy one in the
country.
5.plan your childs birth so b-days dont fall during hunting
season.
6.worked your tail to the bone just to get a few days off.
7.spend your life savings to buy a rig just to get you there.
8.you admit to having BUCK FEVER and it scares the hell out of
you.
9.had your eyes bleed after hours of glassing.
10.do a ritual dance around the campfire praying for weather.
11.wake up in a cold sweat screaming I MISSED!!


220 days until hunting season
remember 9/11
dont let them take our rights away
remember to vote.

 

[mooseman]

ya know what is sad me and my wife do plan when our kids are born because i won't have a child born during hunting season

 

[deerhuntr4885]

Guilty..2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10,11!! Oh my God! I'm pathetic!

Mike Henne

 

[HullinPhx]

Still Laughing.. Great Post

 

[manny15]

12, you spend you week ends watching buck vedio's

13, you can't stop talkin about last season

14, every dream you have has to do with a monster buck

ect.....ect.....

 

[Mateo]

15. ...you wear full hunt camo to Walmart, no matter what time of year.

 

[BrianID]

jvgunner,

Good post. I've done a few of those.

Mateo,

Doesn't #15 belong with the "Your a redneck if" jokes.