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> > >>Myths About Sexuality
> > >>Mile High Club
> > >>
> > >> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in
he
> > >> glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
soon
> > >> realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would
> > >> have it, she took the seat right beside his.
> > >> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business
trip
> >or
> > >> pleasure?"
> > >> She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual
> > >> Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago,"
> > >> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
> > >> seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
> > >> nymphomaniacs!
> > >> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
> >your
> > >> business role at the convention?"
> > >> "I am the lead lecturer," she responded. "I take what I have
> > >> learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the
popular
> > >> myths about sexuality."
> > >> "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
> > >> "Well." she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American
> > >> men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the
Native
> > >> American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another
> >popular
> > >> myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the
men
> > >> of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the
> > >> lover with the absolute best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
> > >> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
> >"I'm
> > >> sorry" she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you.
I
> > >> don't even know your name."
> > >> "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
> > >> Bubba
>
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> > >>Mile High Club
> > >>
> > >> A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in
he
> > >> glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He
soon
> > >> realized that she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would
> > >> have it, she took the seat right beside his.
> > >> Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out "Business
trip
> >or
> > >> pleasure?"
> > >> She turned, smiled and said, "Business, I'm going to the Annual
> > >> Nymphomaniacs of America convention in Chicago,"
> > >> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever
> > >> seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for
> > >> nymphomaniacs!
> > >> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's
> >your
> > >> business role at the convention?"
> > >> "I am the lead lecturer," she responded. "I take what I have
> > >> learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the
popular
> > >> myths about sexuality."
> > >> "Really," he said, "and what kinds of myths are there?"
> > >> "Well." she explained, "one popular myth is that
African-American
> > >> men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the
Native
> > >> American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another
> >popular
> > >> myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the
men
> > >> of Jewish descent that are the best. I have also discovered that the
> > >> lover with the absolute best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
> > >> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.
> >"I'm
> > >> sorry" she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all this with you.
I
> > >> don't even know your name."
> > >> "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me
> > >> Bubba
>
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