New Survivor

[tylercreek2]

my wife who is from Texas sent me this, thought was funny



Date: Mon, 4 Sep 2006 13:28:54 +0000



Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do
one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin,
San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to
Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: I'm
Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry,
George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your
gun.

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

 

[Roy]

That car wouldn't even turn a head here in Austin.

UTROY
Proverbs 21:19 (why I hunt!)

 

[202typical]

Boy that's the truth Roy LMAO

 

[bobcatbess]

FOR SOME REASON NOBODY SPORTS BUMPER STICKERS LIKE THAT IN ALTAMONT!!!

THE ONLY bobcat WITH THE TRUE MEANING OF PISSCUTTER:SUB TROPHY QUALITY OF THE SPECIES,IF YOU USE THE WORD PISSCUTTER YOU'D BETTER KNOW WHAT IT MEANS OR EVERY M.M. MEMBER & EVERY PERSON ON THE WWW WILL BE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF AT YOU,ALL YOU DOE-SHOOTERS CAN KISS MY TAIL ALSO,YOU MUST BE A GREAT WHITE HUNTER WHEN YOU BRAGG YOU SHOOT DOES,HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL WHEN YOU KILL 2 OR 3 DEER WITH ONE SHOT,FRICKEN FAWN KILLERS,THAT AIN'T A HUNT THATS A SHOOT!!!

 

[lve2143]

Roy,

Was in Austin this morning for a meeting.
Came down 183, then to Mopac.
The traffic just keeps getting lighter and lighter.......
Before long, won't be none a'tall.

Larry

 

[Tuffbucker]

>FOR SOME REASON NOBODY SPORTS BUMPER
>STICKERS LIKE THAT IN ALTAMONT!!!
>

Thats cause the few people who have cars in Altamont, usually have cars that are missing their bumpers.

 

[lve2143]

Thats funny!!!!
I don't care who you are!!!!

 

[bobcatbess]

HEY TUFF BUFF!!!

WTF YOU GONNA DO???

GIVE ME A TICKET FOR NO REAR BUMPER???

YOU KNOW,THERE ARE REASONS FOR NOT RUNNING REAR BUMPERS IN ALTAMONT!!!

THE ONLY bobcat WITH THE TRUE MEANING OF PISSCUTTER:SUB TROPHY QUALITY OF THE SPECIES,IF YOU USE THE WORD PISSCUTTER YOU'D BETTER KNOW WHAT IT MEANS OR EVERY M.M. MEMBER & EVERY PERSON ON THE WWW WILL BE LAUGHING THEIR ASSES OFF AT YOU,ALL YOU DOE-SHOOTERS CAN KISS MY TAIL ALSO,YOU MUST BE A GREAT WHITE HUNTER WHEN YOU BRAGG YOU SHOOT DOES,HOW DOES IT MAKE YOU FEEL WHEN YOU KILL 2 OR 3 DEER WITH ONE SHOT,FRICKEN FAWN KILLERS,THAT AIN'T A HUNT THATS A SHOOT!!!