New Telephone Greeting.

[nochawk]

Wouldn't it be pretty amazing, if this caught on, all over the country..?

"GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES"

"Press "1" if you speak English." "Press '2' to disconnect until you can

 

[polarbear]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaymen!
Eric

Ultra liberal, wolf loving, illiterate, gay, hippie midgets on crack piss me off!!!!

 

[BuckSnort]

Heck yeah!

 

[B_F_E]

 

[dleonard3]

They wouldn't understand what was just said and call back.