NUN Joke

[dutch]

SITTING BEHIND A COUPLE OF NUNS AT A BASEBALL GAME (WHOSE HABITS PARTIALLY BLOCKED THE VIEW), THREE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS IN AN EFFORT TO GET THEM TO MOVE.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."

ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET, CALM, VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL .. THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE. "

dutch
" Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter"

 

[RUTTROE]

There was a big uproar at the convent, so Mother Theresa went to solve the problem. The nuns were fighting over who got to ride the exercise bike. So she lined them all up and pointed to half the nuns and said ? you may use the exercise bike Mon, Weds, Fri.?
The other half ?can use it Tue, Thurs, Sat., but Sunday is for myself only and if any of you fight over it again I will have to put the seat back on!!!?

 

[Longun]

GOOD ONE!! I'm so stove up from hunting, had to come in and rest a couple days. Now I got something new to share around the campfire with the boys when I get back.