On the campaign trail

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A old German rancher down in the Texas Hill Country was going across one of his fields, when he saw man using his hand to drink water from his stock pond. He immediately shouted out, "Sehr anganehm! Trink das water nicht! Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." (Translation - Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water! The cows have crapped in it.)

The man shouted back, "I'm from New York City, came down here to campaign for Joe Biden. I can't understand a word you’re saying, please speak English."

The old German waved in acknowledgement, and shouted back to him in English, " Use both hands!" :)
 

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