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ELKabong

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I'm sitt'n at home the other night, watch'n the local Fox 13 channel.
Kicked back, wear'n noth'n but my homer simpsons, lounging in my big 'ole lazyboy when...
They stuffed a PETA tv add in my face!
Dirty buggers!
I went from FULL recline to lodge-pole straight in .4 seconds...
whith clenched fists I hurled insults at the poor tv with the image of the pinched faced woman- who I could tell was way into animal husbandry- fer about 5.3 secounds 'till I realized the flipper was in my hand...
Click. Ain't America grand...
'Cept now I hafta fire off an irate letter to Fox...
'An get a new flipper.
If you all see it, I'd sugest a letter to yer local fox-place!

Oh... ya, I'm gonna send one to ABC about that... that... Rosie-red-posterior-passage!!


Whew.... I need a beer...

Russ
 
I love PETA. They make is so easy to be a Conservative.

"One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
 
I find it improper, impolite, and in bad taste to make fun of others' handicaps.

In this case, however, I'll make an exception.

HAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!......

Piteously Eroded Thinking Ability!

Disney went to their heads!

Mental mushrooms from the Land of Fruit Loops!

Parents musta' took way too much EllEssDee back in the Sexties!

It's Sunday, they're probably all taking the day off and condoning faggotry somewhere!

Let's let them all live in the world they wish to create for us! Fighting a wolf pack for a fresh kill! Slingin' monkey feces at their best buddies! It'd be sick, but I'd watch!

Poster children for Canine KY!

Ludicrous commie pinko Girly-men and...and Manly-girls!

Kook-fringe-infringement addict-control-freakazoids!

Radical, publicity-stunt, punk-front-group for the Humane Society--That's pretty worthless!

...And those are just their good points!

Rumproast--I Kill What I Eat!
Especially today--Elk steaks on the Barbeque for
Supper!
Yum!
 

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