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ELKabong
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I'm sitt'n at home the other night, watch'n the local Fox 13 channel.
Kicked back, wear'n noth'n but my homer simpsons, lounging in my big 'ole lazyboy when...
They stuffed a PETA tv add in my face!
Dirty buggers!
I went from FULL recline to lodge-pole straight in .4 seconds...
whith clenched fists I hurled insults at the poor tv with the image of the pinched faced woman- who I could tell was way into animal husbandry- fer about 5.3 secounds 'till I realized the flipper was in my hand...
Click. Ain't America grand...
'Cept now I hafta fire off an irate letter to Fox...
'An get a new flipper.
If you all see it, I'd sugest a letter to yer local fox-place!
Oh... ya, I'm gonna send one to ABC about that... that... Rosie-red-posterior-passage!!
Whew.... I need a beer...
Russ
Kicked back, wear'n noth'n but my homer simpsons, lounging in my big 'ole lazyboy when...
They stuffed a PETA tv add in my face!
Dirty buggers!
I went from FULL recline to lodge-pole straight in .4 seconds...
whith clenched fists I hurled insults at the poor tv with the image of the pinched faced woman- who I could tell was way into animal husbandry- fer about 5.3 secounds 'till I realized the flipper was in my hand...
Click. Ain't America grand...
'Cept now I hafta fire off an irate letter to Fox...
'An get a new flipper.
If you all see it, I'd sugest a letter to yer local fox-place!
Oh... ya, I'm gonna send one to ABC about that... that... Rosie-red-posterior-passage!!
Whew.... I need a beer...
Russ