antlerrick
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Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death
of her husband
Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join
him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with
quickly, she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to
shoot herself in the heart
since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the
vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to
someone, she called her
doctor's office to learn her heart's exact
location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your
heart is just below
your left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering. Later that night,
Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to
her knee.
Pretty bad, huh???
of her husband
Earl, so she decided to just kill herself and join
him in death.
Thinking it would be best to get it over with
quickly, she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to
shoot herself in the heart
since it was so badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the
vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to
someone, she called her
doctor's office to learn her heart's exact
location.
"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your
heart is just below
your left breast. Why do you ask?"
She hung up without answering. Later that night,
Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to
her knee.
Pretty bad, huh???
