Short day at Church

[caelkhnter]

A visiting minister at the start of the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous
look on his upturned face, "without you, we are but
dust..."


He would have continued, but at that moment one very
obedient little girl (who was listening carefully) leaned
over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill
little girl voice, "Mommy, what is butt dust?"


Church was pretty much over at that point

 

[Muleyslyr]

LMAO!!

 

[fowlmouth]

Isn't that what old folks fart??