Snitches get stitches

[SS!]

That will teach that guy to track that bears crimes:

 

[Homer]

turkeys are worth $100 each??....wow

 

[HikeHunt61]

turkeys are worth $100 each??....wow

Come 'on Homer! Get with it- those were FREE RANGE turkeys. That's like organic and all, right? Definitely gold at Whole Foods...

 

[elkassassin]

Hey Homer?

You Ever Buy a Bag of Tater Chips In Alaska?

 

[SS!]

turkeys are worth $100 each??....wow

I’ve been up here too long because I’m like “wow he’s raising up here and selling them for only a 100 each!”

 

[eelgrass]

My neighbor and I have been mapping out bear attacks all summer. It was his turn a couple weeks ago. I got trail cam video of the bear but can't figure out how to post it. If you have bears, you'll never have nice things.

I'm off on the last halibut fishing trip for the year.