>A couple have a dog who has a horrible snoring problem when it sleeps.
The
>>wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
tie
>>a
>>ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
>>"Yeah, right!" she says.
>>
>>A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The
>>wife
>>tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the
>>closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the
>>dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
>>Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
>>with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring
>>loudly.
>>
>>The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the
>>closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
husband's
>>testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly. The
>>man wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he
>>stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue
>>ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back
>>into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
>>He
>>shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know
>>where we were, or what we did, but by God, we took first and second
place!"
The
>>wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to
tie
>>a
>>ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
>>"Yeah, right!" she says.
>>
>>A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The
>>wife
>>tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the
>>closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the
>>dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The woman is amazed!
>>Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking
>>with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and begins snoring
>>loudly.
>>
>>The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might work on him. So she goes to the
>>closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her
husband's
>>testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly. The
>>man wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he
>>stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue
>>ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused and as he walks back
>>into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.
>>He
>>shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know
>>where we were, or what we did, but by God, we took first and second
place!"
