Stupid lawsuit Stories

Craig

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> Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of
her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was
running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably
surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her son.

> Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles, California - you knew California had to be in the list somewhere, right? Truman won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

> Terrence Dickson, of Bristol,Pennsylvania, who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the
garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to subsist for eight - count 'em, 8 - days on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 forhis anguish.

> Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed
over the fence into theyard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.

> Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor - Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument. What ever happened to people being responsible for their own actions?


> Kara Walton, of Claymont, Delaware, sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms. Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000 oh, yeah, plus dental expenses. Go figure.
 
Amazing what our country allows people to do.......... whatever happened to common sense???
 
And that right there is one of the major things wrong with our system!
What a crock!
Archerman - Archery hunting addict!
 
Quaky,
To answer your question, this is what happened to Common Sense:


Remarkable Obituary
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.

Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how
old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic
red
tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing
when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and
that
life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial
policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting
strategies
(adults, not kids, are in charge).



His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but

overbearing regulations were set in place- Reports of a six-year-old boy
charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended
from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for
reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.


Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get
parental
consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.


Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments
became
contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better
treatment than their victims.


Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize
that
a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a bit in her lap, and was
awarded a huge financial settlement.


Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his
wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He
is
survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.


Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.


If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and
do nothing.




It's Bush's fault!!!
 
Funny how John Edwards the neo Socialist is one of the biggest ambulance chasing attorneys in the country and people seem to overlook that because he cares about poverty, waaaaaah.
 

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