Surprise!!!!!

kilowatt · Mar 25, 2004

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man
>on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry...
>
>"Is this your husband?" he nervously asks.
>"No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him.
>"Your boyfriend, then?" he continues.
>"No, not at all, " she says, nibbling away at his ear.
>
>"Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
>"No, no, no!!!" she answers.
>
>"Well, who is he, then?" he demands.
>
>"That's me before the surgery."
>

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elk4you · Mar 25, 2004

B-L-U-U-U-A-A-A-H-H!!

264Magnum · Mar 25, 2004

ewwww!!!!!

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There are three reasons to own a gun. To protect yourself and your family, to hunt dangerous and delicious animals, and to keep the King of England out of your face. -- Krusty the Clown

YollaBolly · Mar 25, 2004

Did you say rock soft?

kingfish · Mar 25, 2004

Yuk!!!!

Ridge_Runner · Mar 26, 2004

Sheena was a he!

Happy trails
Ridge Runner
"Now Pilgrim,you sure you can skin griz"

manny15 · Mar 26, 2004

Nightmare yes!..........

RACKMASTER · Mar 26, 2004

LAST EDITED ON Mar-26-04 AT 11:02PM (MST)[p]A guy walks into a bar and ask the bartender to give him 4 shots of his finest whiskey, bartender asked if any thing was wrong and the gentleman say nope but he did just find out his brother was gay!
A few days later same guy goes back to the same bar and asked for
6 shots of his finest whiskey, bartender ask if any thing was wrong and the gentleman said he just found out his son was gay!
A week passes again this same man goe back into this bar and ask the bartender for 8 shots of his finest whiskey!
Bartender says good god does'nt any in your family like woman?
The gentleman said "my wife"
rackmaster