I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer for me.
Sorry officer I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.
Aren't you the guy from the Village people.
Hey, you must of been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me, good job !
Are you Andy or Barney ?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
Your not gonna check the trunk are you ?
I pay your salary.
Gee officer that's terrific, the last officer gave me a warning too.
Do you know why you pulled me over ? O.K. as long as one of us does.
I was just trying to keep up with the traffic.
Yes, I know there are no other cars around, thats how far ahead of me they are.
when officer says Gee your eyes look red, have you been drinking ?
(probably shouldn't respond) Gee officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts ?
Sorry officer I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.
Aren't you the guy from the Village people.
Hey, you must of been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me, good job !
Are you Andy or Barney ?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
Your not gonna check the trunk are you ?
I pay your salary.
Gee officer that's terrific, the last officer gave me a warning too.
Do you know why you pulled me over ? O.K. as long as one of us does.
I was just trying to keep up with the traffic.
Yes, I know there are no other cars around, thats how far ahead of me they are.
when officer says Gee your eyes look red, have you been drinking ?
(probably shouldn't respond) Gee officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts ?