Things You must Believe To Be A Good Conservative

huntindude · Jul 8, 2008

Trade with Cuba is wrong because it is a communist country, but trade with China and Vietnam are vital to the spirit of international harmony.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing, unless you're a conservative talk show host then you need our prayers for a speedy recovery.

The best way to fight terrorism is to belittle out long term allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred for homosexuals and Obama.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when we needed a " we can't find Bin Laden " diversion.

The best way to improve miltary morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veteran's benefits .

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

Global Warming is junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in the constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the internet.

NeMont · Jul 8, 2008

Ahh the old counter stereotype. It really elevates one's game on these forums. This is as dumb as the liberal one.

Nemont

huntindude · Jul 8, 2008

I agree

Deadred7o7 · Jul 8, 2008

I dont see the problem??

Kyle
"If it moves shoot it again"

202typical · Jul 9, 2008

Wow, Dude that is deep, profound.............not, more like WEAK and friggin STUPID!!!!
Thanks for the laugh

I was contemplating picking them apart charge by stupid charge but it is way way too easy and non productive. So I decided to go with the flow of what you started and stick with a stupid azz answer. LMAO!

"dude, nothing we can say will make us like as childish/silly as the rants you post. We HAVE posted the parts, you chose to ignore them. We get it, you like soldiers that sell out their fellow soldiers for political gain, and you hate or hold in contempt those that take a stand. We get that you manage to see NOTHING but bad in Republicans, and nothing put pure and honorable intentions from fellow limp wristed libs. We got it already, now move on."
(PRO July 3, 2008)

huntindude · Jul 9, 2008

I didn't make it up I just posted it, believe it or not I'm not the only being on earth that finds people like you commical.

proutdoors · Jul 9, 2008

> I didn't make it up
>I just posted it, believe
>it or not I'm not
>the only being on earth
>that finds people like you
>commical.

Well that's it, the looney left thinks having sense is "comical", how will I go on living? I bet you think Al Franken is funny don't you?

PRO

Define, develop, and sustain BOTH trophy and opportunity hunts throughout the state of Utah.

clifhunter · Jul 9, 2008

THAT WAS LAME DUDE I THOUT YOU COULD DO BETER THAN THAT I ALMOST FELL ASLEEP.......................................

clifhunter · Jul 9, 2008

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huntindude · Jul 9, 2008

I've only got to hear Franken a couple times and he's a riot, his bit correcting Rush's mistakes from the previous day was comic genius. what's the matter Franken hurt you feelings? poor baby.

We have a anti liberal thread every hour on this site half of which are pure crap and those are all the greatest thing since Rush got out of rehab, but post something from the left it's sacrilege. I can't quite figure out if some of you are so simple you take it serious or if you just like to joust like I do. well not RELH, he's really is that simple.