This is for all you bosses out there

HullinPhx

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>>BODY MEETING:
>
>All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
>the one in charge.
>
>
>"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's
>systems, so without me nothing would happen".
>

>"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
>over so without me you'd all waste away."
>
>"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give
>all of you energy"
>
>"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever
>it needs to go."
>
>
>"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
>where it goes."
>
>"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste
>removal."
>
>All the other body parts laughed at the rectumand insulted him, so in a
>huff, he shut down tight.
>
>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
>bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
>They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
>
>The Moral of the story?
>
>The ##### is usually in charge !!
 
If it wasn't for some of us A$$HOLES the rest of you Toids would'nt know where to go!!!! The only thing most of them who work under me know is, it runs downhill and payday is on Friday ...JMO! Greg
 
Hey no problem, what I wrote I thought it was funny also, and very true! Not knockin anybody...Greg
 

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