>>BODY MEETING:
>
>All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
>the one in charge.
>
>
>"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's
>systems, so without me nothing would happen".
>
>"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
>over so without me you'd all waste away."
>
>"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give
>all of you energy"
>
>"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever
>it needs to go."
>
>
>"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
>where it goes."
>
>"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste
>removal."
>
>All the other body parts laughed at the rectumand insulted him, so in a
>huff, he shut down tight.
>
>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
>bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
>They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
>
>The Moral of the story?
>
>The ##### is usually in charge !!
>
>All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
>the one in charge.
>
>
>"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's
>systems, so without me nothing would happen".
>
>"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all
>over so without me you'd all waste away."
>
>"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give
>all of you energy"
>
>"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever
>it needs to go."
>
>
>"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see
>where it goes."
>
>"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste
>removal."
>
>All the other body parts laughed at the rectumand insulted him, so in a
>huff, he shut down tight.
>
>Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
>bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
>They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
>
>The Moral of the story?
>
>The ##### is usually in charge !!