This just in!!!!

[202typical]

> Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:
>
> 7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
>
> 7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
>
> 7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
> 7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al
> Sharpton.
>
> 8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
>
> 8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank Presiding.
>
> 8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
>
> 9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French
> President Jacques Chirac
>
> 9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
>
> 9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
>
> 9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay -
> Sean Penn
>
> 9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson
> Clinton
>
> 9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
> 9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented the Truth in Broadcasting award, by Michael
> Moore
>
> 9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
> 10:00 P.M. How George W. Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World
> Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean
>
> 10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad
>
> 11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
> 11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
>
> 11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry
>
> 11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Ms. Rodham Clinton
>
> 12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
>
> 12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

 

[huntindude]

Republican agenda:

Go home eveybody, Bush screwed us over. see you in 2012 we'll try it again.

 

[TripleK]

YAWN. Now you're rehashing old jokes. Your schtick is getting tiresome, 202.

 

[202typical]

I thought it was pretty funny and had a lot of truth to it.LMAO.

 

[quakeycrazy]

I agree, but can we include John Kerry in that car that Ted Kennedy drives home??

 

[RELH]

NOW I KNOW WHY DUDE IS SUCH A PESSIMIST. HE KNOWS HE IS GOING TO GET SCREWED OVER TWICE, WHERE THE BUSH LOVERS WILL ONLY GET SCREWED ONCE.
He admits that he got screwed over by Bush, and he knows that his favorite Dems are going to screw him over again when they take the reins. Poor guy, I almost feel sorry for him, NAH!! that is a lie, I know for a fact, what ever Bush did to him, his liberal Dems will suppass it by tenfold. Someone hurry up and send him a big jar of Vaseline, he is going to need it after the next election.

RELH

 

[30inchbuck]

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.


Need a correction there - more along the lines.


8:35 P.M. New Holiday - Saddam Day. By Cindy Sheehan - Susan Sarandon.




Funny stuff right there -

 

[quakeycrazy]

>NOW I KNOW WHY DUDE IS
>SUCH A PESSIMIST. HE KNOWS
>HE IS GOING TO GET
>SCREWED OVER TWICE, WHERE THE
>BUSH LOVERS WILL ONLY GET
>SCREWED ONCE.
> He admits
>that he got screwed over
>by Bush, and he knows
>that his favorite Dems are
>going to screw him over
>again when they take the
>reins. Poor guy, I almost
>feel sorry for him, NAH!!
>that is a lie, I
>know for a fact, what
>ever Bush did to him,
>his liberal Dems will suppass
>it by tenfold. Someone hurry
>up and send him a
>big jar of Vaseline, he
>is going to need it
>after the next election.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> RELH



Sounds like some fun's a brewin'!!!!

 

[B_F_E]

 

[huntindude]

This seems to ba an all or nothing crowd. unless your lips are between Bush's cheeks full time you can't be a republican. if you agree with the dems on one topic you're a dem. if you guys weren't so entertaining it just wouldn't be worth the abuse.

 

[RELH]

quakeycrazy;

SEE!!! Dude can be a big boy at times, and with a big sense of humor to go with it. You can have a great conversation with him as long as you do not bring up Bush or the fact that Dems can lie more then anyone else.

RELH