>>Apparently those hippies haven't heard the
>>saying never bring a clarinet
>>to a gun fight.
>
>Alas, it's only a gunfight if
>both parties have guns. If
>they don't, the word you're
>looking for is "murder."
>
>Seems reasonable to bring a trombone
>or tuba to a clarinet
>fight, though. I'd pick
>trombone. If you were
>outnumbered you could just pull
>the slide off and dual-wield
>that puppy. With the tuba,
>obviously, you just stuff them
>inside it.
>
>Of course, one could argue that
>brass is excessive under such
>circumstances and any response to
>a weaponized clarinet must likewise
>employ a woodwind instrument in
>order to be considered an
>exercise of reasonable force. But
>if that's the case just
>Barry Bonds them with a
>bass oboe.
>
>Leave the piccolo at home altogether.
>
>
>But I digress...
One of the most clever posts I've ever read.
Thanks for the giggle,
Zeke