TROOPER TURNS DOWN 1K & MAYBE SOME FAVORS!!!

[elkassassin]

Woman arrested for DUI gets in bigger trouble by offering bribe, charges say

An alcohol-restricted driver who authorities say was driving with a blood alcohol content more than five times the legal limit got herself in even more trouble when she allegedly tried to bribe to trooper who arrested her.

www.ksl.com

 

[Bluehair]

I would make a terrible cop.

 

[feddoc]

No, you wouldn't. Take a look at her picture.

 

[DW]

No, you wouldn't. Take a look at her picture.

I'm bettin it's a hard lookin 33.

 

[Tikka]

No, you wouldn't. Take a look at her picture.

Where did you find her picture?

 

[Homer]

where??

 

[Bluehair]

Was she uglier than this?

 

[elkassassin]

Post the Pic doc!

 

[RELH]

I can see the defense coming now. She was so highly impaired with alcohol, she did not know what she was doing.

RE:LH

 

[feddoc]

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[Homer]

hmmmmmmm....she seems more inclined to be a hooka smoker than a drunk......

 

[Tikka]

Homer, would you let her choke your chicken?

 

[Homer]

hmmmmm..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................yes

 

[elkassassin]

LMMFAO!

24 Beers & 2 Fifths & Homer would Be Set!

She'd Be Offering Him Things He's Never seen Before!

Homer, would you let her choke your chicken?